The Closet Slut

In the very few conversations I choose to have with my FBs, one actually said something to me that sparked my attention. In a casual conversation with my best friend he mentioned that I  was a "closet slut", and further went on to explain how that was actually a compliment. Now in my world, being called any variation of a "slut" doesn't deserve a thank you, but I guess it did in Kyle's eyes

Now let me attempt to break down what the definition of a closet slut is: someone who is not going to sleep around with any man she sees, and gives off the impression that she is innocent. However,  "when she gets her hands on someone, she unleashes on him".

I couldn't help but laugh a little at his explaination for the hint of truth to it all. I guess I have to respect his honesty and take into account that he first hand expirienced my "unleashing", but a pang of confusion still clinged on.

Do all men look for a closet slut?

I mean, even Kyle went on to say that it is not a bad thing to be one. Is it the best of both worlds? Do men want a girl that is sweet and coy on the outside, but a raging vixen on the inside?

The even more interesting thing is that he refered to my best friend as "the closet" to my "slutiness". She was the one holding me back from just waving my sex drive for any man to pick up. She kept me grounded and locked down. I guess I owe her a big thank you or else my title would have been missing the "closet" portion of it, and that definiely can't be overseen as a compliment

So is being a closet slut a bad thing?

I guess ss long as you have a sturdy closet with some tough hinges, you can get away with it quite easily

Coworkers With Benefits

We've all heard the horror stories about dating in the workplace, and we've all heard how emotionally difficult it is to be "friends with benefits". However, what happens when the two biggest no-nos in relationships come together?

The perfect situation.

There is a rare breed of women out there that are able to have casual sex with men and have absolute zero emotional connection. So having casual sex with a coworker takes an even more unempathetic woman, and that's where I find myself. Even my best friend couldn't keep me away from my natural tendency to sleep with any man I find attractive, even if it means I would countinusly run into this man five days a week.

But something funny happened, we actually became friends. I think it worked out for the best. We both are extreamly sexual beings and getting all the sexual tension out of the way first actually allowed a friednship to be more genuine. Yeah we still hook up whenever the two of us are feeling a little lonley, but pillow talk seems to be geared toward ex venting, work gossip, and basically anything you would talk about over a cup of coffee. Basically I'm getting the best of both worlds. I have a reliable booty call who is also going to give me advice on how to score the hottie down the hall.

The best part about it all is neither of us needs to worry about any emotional attachment to each other. It honestly is just about the sex! I think he is too shallow, has ADHD, and way too concieted to ever date , and he would rather sit down and watch Burn Notice with me than take me out in public. I enjoy working with him and the sexual innuendos are always fun to tease clueless coworkers with.

So I say screw the rumors about sleeping with coworker or the best friend, and instead just start screwing them both!