We've all heard the horror stories about dating in the workplace, and we've all heard how emotionally difficult it is to be "friends with benefits". However, what happens when the two biggest no-nos in relationships come together?
The perfect situation.
There is a rare breed of women out there that are able to have casual sex with men and have absolute zero emotional connection. So having casual sex with a coworker takes an even more unempathetic woman, and that's where I find myself. Even my best friend couldn't keep me away from my natural tendency to sleep with any man I find attractive, even if it means I would countinusly run into this man five days a week.
But something funny happened, we actually became friends. I think it worked out for the best. We both are extreamly sexual beings and getting all the sexual tension out of the way first actually allowed a friednship to be more genuine. Yeah we still hook up whenever the two of us are feeling a little lonley, but pillow talk seems to be geared toward ex venting, work gossip, and basically anything you would talk about over a cup of coffee. Basically I'm getting the best of both worlds. I have a reliable booty call who is also going to give me advice on how to score the hottie down the hall.
The best part about it all is neither of us needs to worry about any emotional attachment to each other. It honestly is just about the sex! I think he is too shallow, has ADHD, and way too concieted to ever date , and he would rather sit down and watch Burn Notice with me than take me out in public. I enjoy working with him and the sexual innuendos are always fun to tease clueless coworkers with.
So I say screw the rumors about sleeping with coworker or the best friend, and instead just start screwing them both!
The perfect situation.
There is a rare breed of women out there that are able to have casual sex with men and have absolute zero emotional connection. So having casual sex with a coworker takes an even more unempathetic woman, and that's where I find myself. Even my best friend couldn't keep me away from my natural tendency to sleep with any man I find attractive, even if it means I would countinusly run into this man five days a week.
But something funny happened, we actually became friends. I think it worked out for the best. We both are extreamly sexual beings and getting all the sexual tension out of the way first actually allowed a friednship to be more genuine. Yeah we still hook up whenever the two of us are feeling a little lonley, but pillow talk seems to be geared toward ex venting, work gossip, and basically anything you would talk about over a cup of coffee. Basically I'm getting the best of both worlds. I have a reliable booty call who is also going to give me advice on how to score the hottie down the hall.
The best part about it all is neither of us needs to worry about any emotional attachment to each other. It honestly is just about the sex! I think he is too shallow, has ADHD, and way too concieted to ever date , and he would rather sit down and watch Burn Notice with me than take me out in public. I enjoy working with him and the sexual innuendos are always fun to tease clueless coworkers with.
So I say screw the rumors about sleeping with coworker or the best friend, and instead just start screwing them both!
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